Jeff
King
Three
Handicap (Even on a bad day).
Strength: Hits the ball to Jupiter.
In
this damp and dark room, lives had short expiration dates. On one visit, a
life might be spared; on another it might be snatched so suddenly that a
family’s shock besieged their grief, leaving depression as the only
available emotion. Another life trying to beat the odds had just entered the
room, trying to reach in a monster’s mouth and pull from its throat the
words that would offer a reprieve. Jeff King was here to bargain with the man
they called Nagga.
"What
you sayin’ is, you wanna eat the bullet instead of me feedin’ it to
him?” Nagga asked.
“I,
never liked the taste of lead,” said Jeff.
“Don’t
matter to me. Lead, copper, wood, steel--whatever hurt taste like to you. I 'on't
care. But you bedda get ready to for a feast if you gon' try to be a man all
up in my face. Don’t try to act like you tough and got it all together!
I’ll break yo’ brain right now and forget about all this drama. You feel
me!”
The
man’s booming voice forced a heavy silence. Suddenly, Jeff could hear the
humming of a small refrigerator pushed against a wall in this
stockroom-turned-office. He could hear water escaping above, swirling and
splashing inside the rusty, corroded cast-iron pipes. Faint sounds of video
games crept in from the next room through openings that the barrier of walls
could not contain. Jeff could easily die here. There were, in fact, several
rumors of people attending meetings in this office and never being heard from
or seen again. Yet for some strange reason, he’d thought it necessary to
face this self-made demon to solve his dilemma.
“My bad. I crossed the line a
little bit there,” said Jeff humbly.
“You damn right!” Nagga rose
from his desk. He towered toward the ceiling and hit his head against a
hanging light, causing it to cast sporadic swaying spotlights about the room.
A poster of Sugar Ray Leonard was illuminated, then a poster of Mike Tyson. A
poster of Calvin Pete caught the light, then a poster of Tiger Woods. As the
swinging light lost momentum and began its course to become motionless, Nagga
sat on the corner of his desk, an arm’s length and a chokehold away from his
visitor. Jeff was visibly nervous.
“All I’m sayin’ is, if
there’s another way out, then that’s what I wanna do,” said Jeff.
“Why?”
“What chu mean, why?”
“Why you wanna help this clown? He
headed straight for an express casket no matter what. It might not even be me,
but that fool got a death wish. You talkin’ about somebody who not only gon’
steal my product, but sell it and buy another stash from my enemy and sell it
on one of my corners. Then he gon’ take it to the extreme and use some of
the money I loaned him months ago to try and open up his own corner. Is he
crazy or just stupid? I mean, the juice on the loan by itself is automatically
one family member put in critical condition by my policies. But theft and
treason? Bruh, that’s a contract on his life worth five grand easy right
there. And now I hear this punk tryin’ to be a paid informant. Why the hell
you wanna help him? He don’t wanna help hisself. You ain’t even like him.
“Everybody
on the West Side was behind you
goin’ to college and playing golf. A brother from our neighborhood playin’
golf. And winnin’ too. Just walk
away from him, bruh. Get married. Have yo’ own kids. Yo’ brother, he
headed for nowhere.”
Jeff was immune to the words. He’d
heard the warnings numerous times from several different people. School
officials, family members, therapists, police officers—and now a
professional thug. Even this admonition would not make him take heed.
“Look, I know he jacked up the
creed of the streets or whateva, but it’s deeper than I can explain. Nagga,
I ain’t got nobody but my little brother. If he’s a crook then he’s a
crook. If he’s in the dope game, then that’s his life. But he’s all I
got for family. I know you got to do what you got to do and I can’t stop
that. What I wanna know is, is there somethin’ I can do?”
Nagga sighed, predicting how the
story would end. A broken heart and a bullet to the skull. Looking over at the
pictures of Calvin Pete and Tiger Woods, he was reminded of an experience
he’d had some time ago.
Like so many others, Nagga had
fallen in love with golf around April of 1997, when Tiger shocked the world by
winning the Masters. Since that time, Nagga (and a few other thugs) had gone
country club by purchasing memberships at golf courses. An avid and enthused
hacker, Nagga could never score lower than one hundred, but he looked good
trying. Fitted from crown to toe with the latest and most expensive golf
apparel, he looked liked best player on the course—until he swung a club.
Though he’d taken lessons and
watched videos, Nagga simply lacked the skill and hand-eye coordination the
sport demanded.
His
low point had come several weeks earlier when, during one of his worst days on
the course, he was reminded of how golf had, not long ago, been exclusionary.
One of his tee shots had sailed over the hole parallel to the one he was
supposed to be playing. Once he arrived at his ball, the group playing the
proper hole drove their cart over and watched his awful, awkward swing. The
ball jetted across the ground, never rising higher than a squirrel’s tail,
and ricocheted into a flock of trees. The pines cried out like a wooden
pinball machine.
The
group watching laughed. One of them commented, “See that, Tom, you can dress
’em up all you want, but if the hole is smaller than a basketball rim, they
can’t find it.” Nagga, who would have ordinarily sent a crew to hurt the
man, found himself wanting to beat him a different way. The issuer of the
insult had completely disregarded all golf etiquette. He was having a bad
round himself and felt the need to attack everything. The man had kicked the
cart, thrown his clubs, run off some geese, and now it was on to Nagga.
“You
say somethin’ to me?” asked Nagga.
“What’d
you say? I couldn’t hear you from all the tree banging your ball did in the
woods. Get the hell off our fairway! This ain’t your sport anyhow.”
“Tell
that to Tiger,” Nagga replied.
“Guess
what? You sure as hell ain’t Tiger and there’s not another person around
here with that kinda game.”
“You
must be outta yo’ damn mind,” Nagga lashed. It’s plenty of brothas
’round here that’ll clean yo’ clock.”
“Yeah,
right. Find your best man and I’ll get my average guy and he’ll send you
back to Africa,” the man said, driving off in the golf cart and taking the
last word with him.
Nagga
wanted to stop him. Wanted to pull out a nine-millimeter and aim for a spot
just above his neck. But this was a different place from where he conducted
that kind of business. He had to use his universal weapon, the one that
penetrated all boundaries and spoke all languages.
Nagga
shouted as loud as he could, “Ten grand!” The sound echoed from the trees
and bounced across the rolling hills for anyone within a reasonable distance
to hear. The cart, once shrinking in size with each turn of the tires, began a
U-turn and became larger as it headed back toward him. Soon the men were face
to face again.
“You
shouldn’t write checks you can’t cash. That is, if you have a checking
account.”
“And
you shouldn’t get up in my face when you don’t even know me,” rebutted
Nagga.
The
man smirked and turned away, mumbling, “Just like I thought, bluffin’.
What a waste of space.”
“Look
here, fool. You want it or not? I called it. It’s ten grand.”
Still
smirking, the man replied, “Tell you what, if and when you do find that
kinda money, if and when you do find a ‘brotha’,” he said mockingly,
“you call me. Here’s my card.” He placed the rectangular piece of paper
in Nagga’s hand. “Do you have a card? Or should I ask, do you have a
job?” Nagga frantically reached in his wallet to prove the judgmental man
wrong. He pulled out his own small rectangle. The surprised recipient read the
words
Up
To The East Side Records.
Get
yo’ turn at bat.
Nagga,
CEO.
Into
the golf cart he jumped, laughing once more, making the electric vehicle
smaller and smaller until it disappeared along the cart path. Nagga stood in
the middle of the fairway, furious. He looked at the card, which read Jones
Outfitters, Billy Jones, President/Owner. Thinking of his own chosen
occupation, and his love for a game that did not love him back, Nagga spewed
profanity, then grabbed his five iron at both ends and thrust it down over his
thigh, snapping it in two.
***
After
recounting the incident and pulling out the card he’d looked at every day
since then, hoping for an opportunity, Nagga smiled at Jeff.
“Maybe
there is somethin’ we can do. How’s yo’ game?”
“It’s
a’ight. I get out as much as I can. Engineering won’t let me play like I
want to. We lookin’ at some voluntary layoffs so you know what that
means.”
“Didn’t
you win the SWAC championship when you was at Grambling?”
“That
was ten years ago, bruh.”
“But
still, you got some game I know. You wanna save yo’ brother’s life, you
gon’ play golf. I got this game I’m gon’ line up for you.”
“Against
who?”
“Do
it matter? They ain’t no professional. You play in the match and we’ll
work things out wit’ yo’ brother...this time.”
“For
real?” Jeff’s eyes lit up at the assumed good-natured offering of Nagga.
“You promise? Can I get this in writin’ or somethin’?”
“Fool,
is you crazy? I look like a Equal Opportunity Lender to you? Hey yo, Deshawn!”
Nagga yelled, summoning a witness from the next room.
A
trusted pawn appeared. “Whassup, Nagga?”
“You
know that mark that stole a stash and tried to set up shop?” he asked, never
taking his eyes off Jeff.
“Yeah,
you want me to put the contract out?”
“Naw,
not yet. But this here is his brother. He gon’ play in a money game and we
gon’ wipe the slate clean. You my witness to my word.”
“I
feel ya.”
“Holla.”
And the pawn vanished. “That’s better than any contract right there, bruh.”
“A’ight,”
said Jeff. “What we doin’?”
“Ten
large.”
“What!
Is that how much he owes?”
“Naw,
bruh. Right about now he owes me his life. If you don’t think his life is
worth ten Gs, then don’t play.”
“Ten
grand,” Jeff said, rubbing his temples. “I thought we was talkin’ about
five hundred dollars or somethin’.”
“What!
Boy, you smoking crack? Who you think I’m gon’ let wipe the slate for five
notes? My mama owe me more than that. She gon’ be gettin’ a visit pretty
soon too if she don’t pay up. Look, I ain’t got all day. I got runs to
make and deals to do and contracts to put out. Question is, do I have one less
contract this month?” Nagga asked. He walked around the room and allowed
Jeff to brew in his predicament.
“Yeah,”
Jeff said.
“Yeah,
what?”
“Yeah
I’ll play. But the slate’ll be wiped completely clean, right?”
“You
got it, dog. But if he do somethin’ else stupid, that’s another issue.”
Jeff
avoided looking at Nagga, knowing his brother could regress to stupidity with
every sunrise. Given his brother’s trouble-prone life, they might be having
this conversation again before too long. “And all I got to do is play in
this money game, right?”
“Oh,
no no no no. You got to do more than play. ’Cause if you lose, he don’t
live.”
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